Birds of a Feather

Day 3 in KL was dedicated to headlines you aren’t likely to see anytime soon in The Vancouver Sun – or Province but make the New Strait’s Times, The Malay Craft Village, Central Market (Ed. note: aka KL’s City of Crap), The Bird Park, Petronas Towers and The Fight!

Headlines You Aren’t Likely To See Anytime Soon In The Vancouver Sun – or Province But Make The New Strait’s Times

That would be 1 600 000 people joining the PM...

That would be 1 600 000 people joining the PM…

This story started with the telling of a 5 year old boy who fell to his death from the 8th floor balcony after the maid left him alone to go shopping. If that wasn't an accident, what was it?

This story started with the telling of a 5 year old boy who fell to his death from the 8th floor balcony after the maid left him alone to go shopping. If that wasn’t an accident, what was it?

Yep, THAT'S the way to respond to a bomb threat - with an overwhelming display of military force.

Yep, THAT’S the way to respond to a bomb threat – with an overwhelming display of military force.

I guess non-stepchildren are immune - or on their own!

I guess non-stepchildren are immune – or on their own!

And the best one of all:

Can you just see the BCTF on this one! LOL

Can you just see the BCTF on this one! LOL

After a terrible breakfast at Starbucks, we were off to the highly touted Perbadanan Kemajuan Kraftangan Malaysia or Craft Market. There are twenty to thirty small buildings which are home to artisans and artists. It was interesting to see and chat with almost all of them. Terry “had the opportunity” to spend about 20 minutes listening to one man talk about his speciality – carving noses. Ask her when we get home about it. She was fascinated – and also learned that she has a Scottish nose – which came as a surprise to her since her ancestors are from Poland or Romania. You should be able to tell how exciting the place was by all the photos we have of it.

From there it was off to the Central Market which has been there since 1868. I wonder if it sold the same type of tourist junk then as they do now. Having said that, I did manage to find a tailor who was selling some really nice things – I think I will order one more to be made and delivered to me. (Ed. note: When the  best we can do is a photo of shirts I bought, you have to know it wasn’t very good.)

shirts

In Kuala Lumpur they make a big deal of only taking metered taxis and they say right on them that it is a metered taxi – no haggling. So it was a little surprising when we said to the cabbie that we wanted to go to the bird park and he said 15 Ringits – we say – “meter” and he replies that he won’t be able to get a fare back. We finally succumb and agree. Once we get there, there are tons of cabbies waiting for fares. Ripped off again.

The bird park is the World’s Largest Free-flight Walk-in Aviary, home to 3000 birds of more than 200 species and loads and loads of bird … stuff. It was quite interesting, though. I couldn’t begin to tell you what most of these are and I am very disappointed that I have yet to learn how to automatically play music with photos but, ZZ Top’s “Legs” and The Who’s “Who Are You” would have fit in perfectly for a couple of these.

Top - Everywhere these three went it was a line.  Bottom: The Rhinoceros Horn-Bill

Top – Everywhere these three went it was a line. Bottom: The Rhinoceros Horn-Bill

Who remembers Tom Peacock?

Sadly, the magnificence of the very nosy peacock's mating dance usually showed their feathers quite beaten up when they did open up.

Sadly, the magnificence of the VERY noisy peacock’s mating dance usually showed their feathers quite beaten up when they did open up.

Whooo Are You?

Bottom left: I stood waiting for probably 10 minutes waiting for this guy to look straight back at me. I swear, he has the Watt eyebrows

Bottom left: I stood waiting for probably 10 minutes waiting for this guy to look straight back at me. I swear, he has the Watt eyebrows

Our fine colourful  feathered friends

Some of our very colourful fine feathered friends

Some of our very colourful fine feathered friends

ZZ Top’s “Legs”

Lower left - there was an English man who literally ran down the path to get a photo of the Scarlet Ibis. I don't know where he thought it was going to go. Top Right - his knees go both ways.

Lower left – there was an English man who literally ran down the path to get a photo of the Scarlet Ibis. I don’t know where he thought it was going to go.
Top Right – his knees go both ways.

This guy was missing the point. He was taking a photo of his friend while holding the "Selfie Extension". Ah well, it takes all kinds.

This guy was missing the point. He was taking a photo of his friend  (his feet showing just to the left) while holding the “Selfie Extension”. Ah well, it takes all kinds.

And speaking of it takes all kinds – tacky photo time.

We both were waiting for a souvenir of the parrots visit to be left with us - luckily this was the only one.

We both were waiting for a souvenir of the parrots visit to be left with us – luckily this was the only one.

Then it was back into one of the metered cabs where we paid a flat fee (???) to go to the Petronas Twin Towers, now the tallest twin towers in the world at 1242 feet to the roof and 1230 feet to the 88th floor. (Ed. note: The cab driver keep telling us that you have to line up first thing in the morning to get a ticket. At 4:40 we bought a ticket for the 5:00 show.) Did anyone else see Entrapment with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones? We walked across the same skybridge they did, which was only 41 floors up before going to the top. They are clearly security conscious and move you through in military like precision. No bags, 15 colour coded viewers at a time, lots of security guards, line-up, wait, move, line-up, wait, move etc. When they call your colour, do what they tell you.

I guess this falls into The Guess Who's "I Can See For Miles" (Ed. note: One of the best ever songs - and the joke is not on you!)

I guess this falls into The Guess Who’s “I Can See For Miles” (Ed. note: One of the best ever songs – and the joke is not on you!)

 

It is difficult to get perspective but there are large earth moving vehicles down there, somewhere.

It is difficult to get perspective but there are large earth moving vehicles down there in the construction area just above the roof with the red beams on it, somewhere.

They look really cool at night - like they are melting. Sadly we didn't have the right camera.

They look really cool at night – like they are melting. Sadly we didn’t have the right camera.

And now, we present

The Fight!

When we went to Taman Negara on Tuesday, on the way back our guide took us back through an area called Kampung Baru which was an area that served Malay styled street food. Our taxi driver had no idea where it was, although it is quite well known and neither did his friend whom he called. (Ed. note: We walked back to the hotel after dinner – that’s how far it wasn’t!) After going twice as far as he needed to, he finally located it. We had seen a really good looking seafood place the night before, but alas it was closed on our night. We decided to try Masmerah.

I think either: 1. They didn't  plan out how much space they had for TomYam Seafood or 2. They didn't have enough rope or 3. They don't know how to spell.

I think either: 1. They didn’t plan out how much space they had for TomYam Seafood or 2. They didn’t have enough rope or 3. They don’t know how to spell.

The waiter who finally brought us menus, maybe didn’t work too much or was new. He spoke English, but couldn’t seem to find where the Vegetables on the menu were. It was in Malay, we couldn’t be expected to find it. Since it was a Muslim restaurant (remember that), there was no alcohol/beer served. However, when we finally got the food, it was very very good. (Ed. note: A first. We have eaten in many, many street food cafes throughout Southeast Asia both at lunch and dinner. This was the the first time we actually saw not just one, but two large rats scurry by about 8-10 feet away.. One disappeared down a drain and the other under a parked truck. Like any good coward, I immediately put my feet up on the table base.)

Anyway, at the table next to us were these two young women. Terry’s hypothesis is this. They don’t like each other but their boyfriends do. They got all dressed up for a big night out but instead the boyfriends decided to send them out for take out to a place where rats scurry by. In the twenty to twenty-five minutes they waited for their take out order to show up, this was the ONLY time they looked at each other. Friends? Not much.

My hypothesis – I don’t care what happened, I’m just glad it did. I took a few photos of them and luckily got these three to combine into a triptych. It looks more like a married couple fighting than two women out for the evening, don’t you think? What I wouldn’t have given to be able to follow along with them for the next few hours.

Love Love LOVE this one!!

Love Love LOVE this one!! (Ed. note: No, the second one didn’t turn into a Muslim woman – she is just leaning back)

Now remember that I said this was a Muslim Restaurant? Well the one in the front, when she stood up, had a slit up the back of her skirt which stopped a good centimeter short of her butt. Thus, she had to carry that big purse behind her to cover up the exposed thighs. Sad, but true.

 The Shoe Blog

It isn't so much the shoes, as it is the fact that the entire time that right foot kept tapping the ground - and I don't think it was to scare away any rats!

It isn’t so much the shoes, as it is the fact that the entire time that right foot kept tapping the ground – and I don’t think it was to scare away any rats!

 

5 thoughts on “Birds of a Feather

    1. tdwatt23 Post author

      Give me a break. Since my heart attack, my perfect memory has had an ever increasing number of imperfections. Thanks Bruce – and you too Peter.

      Reply
  1. Judith

    l00ks to me like 2 sisters….: just because Mum said I had to take you with me so that the boys wouldn’t talk to me doesn’t mean I can’t look for them!

    Reply

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